It has been brought to our attention that the Second Coming of the Messiah is among us, in the person of Michael Metzner.
Think about it: All the teachers love him and hate him at the same time. There are several prophecies that have been fulfilled in him. Let’s examine the evidence.
“The Messiah will be a descendant of Abraham.” If one was to look into Metzner’s past, it is certain he would be found to be a descendant of Abraham.
“The Messiah will be mocked.” After the Metzner-led NHS stop the pop campaign, there was much mockery and scorning.
“The Messiah will be betrayed by a friend.” I can’t think of any examples from Metzner’s life, but I am sure some would be evident if people looked hard enough.
“The Messiah will be forsaken by his disciples.” After the rumors of his impeachment by fellow NHS members, this gains some credibility.
I’m sure there are many others, so if any are thought of, please send them in (comments work).