Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Top 10 things to do before prom

By "The Seamstress"

10) Buy a dress. Preferably go to a store that no one else has ever heard of in order to avoid the embarrassing display of showing up at prom in the same outfit as someone else.

9) Make a hair appointment…or 2…or 3. The more times you practice it, the more likely it will look perfect come prom night. And really, what’s 300 bucks when it means perfect hair!?

8) Get a date. It doesn’t matter how as long as you have one. In the long run, stabbing your best friend in the back in order to steal her boyfriend to take to prom isn’t that big of a deal. I mean, she can always take your ex.

7) Practice your makeup. Yeah, everyone that’s going to be at prom already sees you every day without it, but prom is the only night of high school that anyone is going to remember, right? So the makeup must be perfect.

6) Get the right group of friends. Make sure that you are hanging out with people that can actually dance. How embarrassing would it be to show up at prom with friends that think doing the robot is a cool dance?

5) Make sure your camera batteries are charged and ready to go. You’ll need pictures of the most memorable and important night of your life. I mean, you’ll be showing your grandkids these pictures.

4) Discuss the intimate details of your conversations with your prom date with your friends during homeroom. Really, the teacher that is sitting right there can’t hear as long as she’s behind her desk. Teacher desks are like soundproof shields.

3) Buy a boutonniere. First, make sure you subtly hint what color your dress is so your date knows what color flowers to get for your corsage. Then try to figure out what flowers he picked so that the boutonniere you bought matches. By the way, if they don’t match, it IS the end of the world. You might have to forego prom in the event of mismatched flowers.

2) Starve yourself for the two weeks before prom. You can eat as much as you want after prom, but before prom you must not gain an ounce. Again, that’s the only night of high school that anyone will remember so you must look your best.

1) Cry in the bathroom. Really, it wouldn’t be high school prom if you haven’t had one good cry between class one day about the drama that is prom.


  1. umm, is this a joke or something?

  2. WOW.... you have got to be kidding me... you have issues

  3. It is satirical...duh!!! She is making fun of all the crap that goes down for prom. I personally enjoyed it, it is SO true!!!

  4. It is satirical...duh!!! She is making fun of all the crap that goes down for prom. I personally enjoyed it, it is SO true!!!

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